"Oh, hello there!" you hear someone say.
You find yourself in a muddy, somewhat fishy-smelling room designed to resemble a grotto. Seated on a couch, looking at you curiously, is a weird creature that resembles a fish with many weird extra appendages, eyes, and mouth... far more than any ordinary fish would have.
"Why are you staring like that? Haven't you seen me on TV before?" it says. "Anyway, I don't have time to waste on an insignificant human like you. The Deep Ones are where it's at, you know, the pinnacle of human evolution!"
"Err... yes, I guess," you say. "I don't know..."
"YOU DON'T KNOW?" it shrieks in horror. "YOU BETTER RECTIFY THAT ASAP!"
Water is spilling from the previous room into this one. The creature doesn't seem to mind as the water level rises, but then again, it is a fish thing after all. You, on the other hand...
"Go, go!" it says, gesturing at a door to your left. "It will take you to meet some Deep Ones that will teach you what you lack knowledge in!"
You're not sure if you want to meet these Deep Ones, but you definitely are sure you don't want to drown. You just have to go through the door.
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